absofuckinlutly

The better kind of Absolutly. More absolute and fucking important

You are absofuckinlutly right by fucking with the teacher's absolute values.

absofuckinlutly by NeoApocalypse October 27, 2007

Absofuckinlutly

A for sure thang. Absolute, gonna happen

She says “may I sit in ur lap”. He says “absofuckinlutly”!

Absofuckinlutly by Cat Frazier October 7, 2021

Absofuckinlutly

A very strong emphasis on being enthusiastic about something another May of asked us to do with them that sounds like so much fun they can’t wait and they will be there

I Absofuckinlutly will be at that slamming party!

Absofuckinlutly by Trislee July 13, 2023

Absofuckinglutely 

Meaning absolutely, but with meaning. :)

Do you want to go to the movies?

Absofuckinglutely!

Absofuckinglutely by AWB April 5, 2004

absofuckinlutely 

Confirming that a factual chunk of information is undeniably, and indisputably true.

Did your dog pee on my lawn Joe? Absofuckinlutley!

absofuckinlutely by Batman November 9, 2001

absofuckinglutely 

An intensified version of absolutely, totally, or yes. Can be used to show one's excitement or enthusiasm. Also can be used to make a statement or discussion irrevocable.

Are you sure th he sky is blue? "Absofuckinglutely!!"

absofuckinglutely by Electrical Engineer 1000 April 12, 2016

absofuckinglutely 

Being 100% positive about something

Melia: You wanna go to that party next weekend in Boston?
Simona: absofuckinglutely, lets get wasted!

absofuckinglutely by Meliacz January 5, 2019