ablar

ablar is the god of destruction. before destroying his enemies he raises his sword and says “i’m the god of destruction, ablar”

person 1- yo ablar just destroyed him in a 1v1!

person 2- i know right? ima simp for him

ablar by iamablarthegodofdestruction January 24, 2021

5 alarm breath 

This describes one who has breath that is odorous and spicy.

Geezzz, Bruto has 5 alarm breath after the chili cook-off!

5 alarm breath by I, Wreckerrr December 10, 2016

dick alarm 

A painful erection causes you to wake up quicker than a standard alarm because you have to piss so bad!

After drinking 4 teguila sunrises,5 long island teas,and a twelve pack of natural lite down at the big nipple strip club last nite,my dick alarm went off at 5:45 this morning!

dick alarm by pipelayer24 August 6, 2013

alarm clock 

An invention solely designed to kill millions of human dreams every morning

Whoever invented the alarm clock was a real dick. Seriously, not cool.

alarm clock by Afakename August 26, 2015

American EAS Alarm

One of the drabbest EAS alarms out there, thoroughly needs changing.

“Have you heard the American EAS Alarm?”
“Yeah it sucks, thoroughly needs changing.”

American EAS Alarm by Cowboy_ July 23, 2021

buttery alarm

A morning blowjob

Hey babe, make sure to set a buttery alarm for the morning.

buttery alarm by Buters876 February 23, 2015

set your heart ablaze 

rengokus theme, makes me cry every time i think about it because of his death

“Set your heart ablaze, Go beyond your limits”

set your heart ablaze by junk0en0shima July 29, 2021