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angry masturbation on a hangover 

The act of performing extremely violent self sexual pleasure the morning after a night of heavy drinking and not getting laid. Usually leaves self inflicted puss oozing wounds and burns that can last up to 2 days; eventually, they turn into scabs then heal.
The guy who didn't get laid the night before decided to take his anger out through angry masturbation on a hangover.

or:

(during the act) "Damn you YAM RAAAHHH!!! You sat on my BALLS ARRRGGH!!! I HATE YO! RAAAH!!!!"

over without a hangover 

An expression used to describe things ending well, without any consequences, usually said by the one who helped end a matter or provide a solution.
- You came at the right time.
- Over without a hangover, baby.
- I need your help, can you lend me some money?
- Over without a hangover, here is 5k, don't let anyone else lend you money my colleague.

Heart attack and a hangover 

“Yo I got so fucked up last night on that drink I almost got a heart attack and a hangover”

A Chicago Hangover 

Phrase reserved for the worst hangover in your life. Really, really bad hangover.
"Man, I had the worst hangover yesterday"
"How bad, a Chicago hangover bad? "
"No...not THAT bad!"

A Tempe Hangover 

When you have partied so hard the couple days before, that you entire body shuts down
Marvin: "Yo my nigga, When I got back from Spring Training I slept for 16 hours non-stop. Then I woke up to my head feeling like it would split in half!"
Bryce: "That's a Tempe Hangover, my Negro Slave Boy."