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Lake Zurich High School 

Lake Zurich High School is a huge school of over 2,000 students that is located in NW Illinois. It won some bullshit football and cheerleader competitions and has a bunch of clubs that only the nerds know about. However it recently became famous for two huge scandals. The first was in the fall of 2016 where football players were charged with hazing and making younger player perform sexual acts and do really sick shit. Several lawsuits by the parents were filled against the school. The second was in March, 2017, when a huge sexting scandal of hundreds of HS girls that included over 700 very nasty and slutty nude and porn photos where found when some dumb kid created a Google Doc online that included the school's address. All the naughty girls were talked to and warned not to be such attention seeking hoes and sluts or at least be quieter about being such naughty hoes. No charges were filled and some parents even complained that their poor naughty hoe daughters were being harassed.
Lake Zurich High School sucks but sure has a whole lot of serious hoes and weird sexual shit going on there.

Lake Zurich Redneck

A person living in Lake Zurich, IL who is convinced that they're actually living somewhere in the deep south. They typically wear something camo everywhere they go, ready to hunt the nonexistant wildlife of Lake Zurich at any time. Some opt for wearing construction clothes in an effort to convince you they actually do something for a living other than think up ways to look more redneck. All drive pickup trucks and brag about going muddin even though their trucks have never gone off the pavement.
"Hey man, did you see the Lake Zurich football team beat Stevenson last night?"
"No, i was too busy watching re-runs of Duck Dynasty and practicing my fake southern accent."
"Oh shut the fuck up you fake fucking Lake Zurich Redneck this is Lake Zurich not Macon, Georgia."
Lake Zurich Redneck by chiefman67 September 24, 2013

Zurich Breeze 

When you put your cocaine around a dirty hookers asshole and sniff it out of the air after she puffed it up with a nasty fart.
Hey Carl, have you seen my cocaine?
Yeah, sorry bro I used yours for a Zurich breeze with Ashleigh.

Lake Zurich High School 

Also known as Vape Zurich. The high school with the largest percentage of girls that end up in the ER for drinking.
ryan: “dude are you going to lake zurich high schools prom?”

connor: “nah dude I think i’m just going to the after party. Heard there’s going to be 5 cases of Busch...”
It is a pretty nice city at the north-west end of the lake Zürich. It has good transportation, food, education, healthcare and a stable job market. The language spoken here is a dialect of high German called "Züritüütsch". Even some people from Germany have trouble understanding it :P

It is the birthplace of dadaism and the famous german scientist Albert Einstein was a graduate and professor at the ETH Zürich.

Currently 23,2% of the population is foreign. Mostly Germans, Italians and Serbs.
American dude: "So, do you have electricity Switzerland?"

Guy from Zürich: "Yeah. Where I live we get batteries once a month brought to us by a peasant riding a donkey"

American dude: "Really?"

Guy from Zürich: "..."
Zürich by RandomSwissDude May 11, 2010

Züricher 

It's a word that a lot of German people say. But Swiss People can't hear that.

Please say in Future "Zürcher".

Statement for not-german guys:
a "zürcher" - or logical in High-German "Züricher"... - is a people who live or come from Zurich in Switzerland.
Swiss German: Ich bin än Zürcher.
High-German: Ich bin ein Zürcher.

Or "normally" in High-German:
Ich bin ein Züricher.
Züricher by hpsk April 26, 2010