Zorth 

A zorth is a psychotic-invincible creature that declares military training to be a grunt or monster master. This type of creatures origin was based on a Xen. A zorth appears to be a fat grayish-skin tall male alien with a cylinder head, black eyes with white pupils, un-lipped big mouth, black hair, no nose, and almost-looking claws. They have a low-pitched voice that will allow them to talk. They were born with no parents at all. They were made by Xenian chemicals before they're were born.

A zorth was destroying a person's life.

Zorth by shanimaker3535 April 20, 2019

zortz

A child entertainer who's lost his kit

Whitehouse-"McGuire , wheres Ur kit"
Zortz Mcguire-"dunno sir"

zortz by Shaq-deisel March 7, 2021

Zortoid 

A Language evolved primarily on the internet, similar to 1337 and LOLcat, in which the suffixes "zor" and "toid" are added to any words, although most attachments are to one-syllable words. General guidelines, but not neccessarily rules, are that 'toid" is applied to adjectives and "zor" is applied to nouns. Unlike 1337 and LOLcat, zortoid is easily spoken verbally. Examples include Swiztoid, Sicktoid, Lametoid, winzor, cupzor, sleepzor, gymzor, and foodzor.

Jeff: Hey man check out this new car I got.
Ivan: Swiztoid dude look at that spoiler + 25 HP

Mark: What'd you do last night
Nick: Went to some girls party
Mark: Ah, lametoid man. Wana get some foodzor?
Nick: heck yeah that sounds totally sickhouse. Zortoid is so much fun to speak.

Zortoid by superflyjeff1 October 26, 2009

zort 

Where troz comes from. A saying that Pinky from TV's "Pinky & the Brain" made popular.

Pinky: "Ha ha. Zort!"

zort by trozzort September 2, 2004

zootholomy 

Russian origin.
First coined during the Spanish Inquisition

(zo-oth'-o-lo-my)
(n) The scientific name for a leaf that has been separated from a branch by unnatural forces. It is important to differentiate between natural and unnatural forces. If a hurricane blows leaves off branches, they remain leaves. If humans or animals pull a leaf off a tree, it becomes a zootholomy.

plural: zootholomie (zo-oth'-o-lo-mie)

Little Johnny hit the branch so hard, one leaf became a zootholomy.

After the pine died, the leaves began accumulating at the base of the tree.

zootholomy by Dr. Theodore Price June 13, 2006

Zorch Crystal

See bodaggit, pieces of left over toilet paper from yesterday's crap. Often discovered when wiping one's ass while crapping the next day.

Dude, I had so many zorch crystals in my ass crack yesterday. It was from the cheap toilet paper I used at school yesterday.

Zorch Crystal by zorcher June 13, 2009

zorched 

Wasted. Completely shitfaced. High off your ass, so drunk you're sloshing down the street, or too tired to think straight. Completely and utterly feeling like you're in the shitter. Huge hangover or the after effects of getting high as hell or staying up so long you can't think straight. Any form of being completely wasted to the point where you can't function at ALL.

I stayed up for three days to cram for my SAT. I'm zorched.

zorched by Concrete Fever September 4, 2010