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Absolutely the best fucking person ever. He may get hurt over and over again, but he’ll do the right thing and be there for everyone. He has your back no matter what. He’s so fucking cute and has such a way with words. His big dick is irresistible and will treat every girl the way she wants to be treated. He’ll eat out your tits and make you feel so good. No matter how hot or how amazing other girls are, he’ll see the good in only one particular chick, and he’ll do anything to keep her smiling. If you are that girl, do not lose him, or you will never find a man like him again. He’s funny, hot, smart, and has a big dick. Zohaib makes the most adorable faces to make you laugh, what more could a girl want? You might have your ups and downs with zohaib, but he’s the one and only legend
Zohaib’s so dope he hit me up with $100 just because!

My best friend is zohaib, and I don’t regret it one bit, kind of want to start something..!
Zohaib by Bigmeypetyb November 24, 2021
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Adjective
Word used to describe a hot male
Wow! Your looking very zohaib today!
zohaib by Brian Bobby March 7, 2008
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Leader’, king; gold’ or ‘ocean of knowledge’, an amazing person to be around, Great lover, Sexy, Not to Mess with.
Zohaib is an amazing person
There was once a legend of some kind of super noob. A mythical creature called zohaib. The deadliest noob in the world, zohaib noobed countless people.
1. OOHHH, you got zohaibed!!
2. Zohaib killed you in counterstrike!, you're the biggest NOOB EVER!!!
zohaib by Homer March 26, 2005
1.Zohaib pwns everything in cs :D
zohaib by zohaib March 26, 2005
a mythical state of mind or place.. sometimes describe a certain wavelength.. the 69th to be precise

if ever trying to escape a zohaib.. speed walk up or down a flight of stairs and he will perish behind you
try not to get zohaibed today

a leap of faith into stairs
zohaib by jayrayshawn December 12, 2012
Always smells like haldi. Tall but chubby.
Wow you really seem like zohaib today.
Zohaib by mrloverrlova May 24, 2019