Zebu

Lies, deception, bullshit.

Derives from the practice of some UK pubs and restaurants to pass off tough Brazilian zebu meat as bargain-priced “British” steaks.

“Did you hear that story of Jeff’s? I didn’t believe a word of it.”

“Nor me. It was complete and utter zebu.”

Zebu by Hieronymous October 7, 2009

zebu

a bovine, camel like creature

thierry the mystical zebu

zebu by Sharubu August 12, 2004

zebu

a craeture with a hump and a doolap

he he he tims a zebu

zebu by see Balrog August 16, 2003

zebu

a mystical flying bovine native to mongolia relative of penguin

me and my girlfriend tried the zebu position last night

zebu by nunyo bidness February 1, 2008

Zebu shit 

This means something is pure SHIT, the total opposite of goat shit (see dictionary for my great explaination and use it wisely).

You Dumb-ass niggas don't even know what a zebu is!

It's a cross between an ox and ur momma!"

1. eedjat boi #1 "Dat song is whack".
2. eedjat boi #2 "Dat be pure Zebu shit nigga"

Zebu shit by IJ April 21, 2006

Zebu farmer 

An inveterate bullshitter.

Somebody who couldn't tell the truth if their life depended on it.

Zebu, meaning deception or lies comes from the practice of unscupulous restaurants saving money by passing off imported, tough Zebu meat as proper domestic steak.

Steve: That Hillary Clinton is such a liar. Said she'd been under sniper fire in Bosnia when she hadn't.
Fran: Yeah. And she claimed she was named after Sir Edmund Hillary, even though she was born five years before he climbed Mount Everest.
Steve: Don't forget when she said she was a fan of the New York Yankees, even though everyone knew she came from Chicago and supported the Cubs. What a liar.
Fran: She isn't just a liar. She's a real Zebu farmer.

Zebu farmer by Hieronymous October 12, 2009

The Zebu 

The self-proclaimed king of the internet, who specializes in making games, movies, and flash animation.

The Zebu is the master.

The Zebu by Clock September 9, 2003