Wurkel 

Wurkel: noun. A white version of Steve "Urkel" from "Family Matters", only less cool. Has to be attracted to or with a woman way out his league.

When I saw those pictures of (Jordan Bratman) on a yacht with Christina Aguilera, you just knew he never had a chance. He was just too much of a "wurkel".

Wurkel by Surf Wurkel December 2, 2010

Dirty Wurkel 

When a white "Urkel" (Wurkel) finally gets a girl that is out of his league to have sex with him and he slips it in her butt and then says, "Did I do that"???? as if it were an accident.

When Dustin Diamond (Screech on "Saved by the Bell") made that sex tape of him having anal sex with a woman too good looking for him, it was definetly a case of the "Dirty Wurkel".

If you get a hot girl drunk enough, even the nerdiest bastard can slip her the "Dirty Urkel".

Dirty Wurkel by surfwurkel December 28, 2010

Wurzel 

Wurzel or most commonly spelt Worzel is a word given to the locals of the many farming communities of Southampton. The farmers speak with a strong West Country dialect, which for the most part is inaudible, they also dress like scarecrows.

Southampton is the most hated part of Hampshire. This is because, when attending football away days, they block and clog up the M27 and other roads and motorways with their slow moving combine harvesters and tractors.

The people of Southampton also love attending annual vegetable show as well as horse fairs and caravan showcases. This is down to their high gypsy population.

“Oi loikes my John Deere tractor ize does”. “Letz go to Shirley Warren an count the Polack me lover”.

“Ize a right Wurzel ize is and oi loikes sarfharmpton ize does”.

Wurzel by Ikraam M October 12, 2021

Wurzelling 

Wurzelling means following Portsmouth Football Club.

Wurzelling, wurzelling, wurzelling free, the bell-ringing Wurzels of Pompey are we.

Wurzelling by iwys July 24, 2007

Doctor Wurzel 

1. A character from the Gorillaz autobiography, Rise Of The Ogre, who stole the winnebago from Murdoc.

2. A term used to describe a scary, male deputy head teacher who somewhat resembles a paedophile.

1. Doctor Wurzel stole the effing winne. Lets go kill him!

2. Uhoh, Doctor Wurzel has just locked that girl in his office!

Doctor Wurzel by Tazar The Yoot March 25, 2007

wurzel face

someone with a gigantic beard resembling pubic hair

God! Look at Wurzel Face over there! thats so disgusting that i pooped myself!

wurzel face by andy richens November 7, 2006

wurzel 

A wurzel is a farming bumpkin from the little Hampshire village of Portsmouth.

A straw-chewing wurzel: Ize a right pompey dinlo ize is.

wurzel by City lad August 13, 2008