Wisconsin Hot Air Balloon

When you 69 with a girl, and she farts, you reach over the edge of the bed, grab a walmart bag, and fill the bag with the stink. Turn around and start to fuck her. When when she is about to orgasm, put the bag over her head. When she gasps for air, pull the bag off and shoot your wad in her face.

"Dude, your girlfriend told me that you gave her a Wisconsin Hot Air Balloon last...good call..."

Wisconsin Hot Air Balloon by WI Pharter April 16, 2009

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Wisconsin Hot Air Balloon

An intricate manuever inspired by Eminem. This act is performed correctly when a man places a deflated balloon into the snatch of a horny babe and has her queef excessively until the elastic balloon is completely inflated. The man then inhales the fermented air into his lungs and belches the stench into the face of the woman.

That chick from Racine was into some kinky shit. Last night, she had my friend Dan do the Wisconsin Hot Air Balloon. Don't talk to him, he still hasn't brushed his teeth.

Wisconsin Hot Air Balloon by Lord of Ballyhoo October 3, 2011

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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