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After you finish using the bathroom and you've had a nice dry shit so when you go for the whipe there's nothing.
The best thing that can happen after a shit.
Ricky: DUUDDE! Guess What! It finally happened!
Jake: OMG! A NO WHIPER?
Ricky: OH YEAH!
Both: EEEE!!!!
No Whiper by the_happy_pooper April 4, 2009

Hippie Whiper 

A small pink bag that you put air into to make a farting sound when released. Much like a whoopee cushion.
Anthony got a hippie whiper for Christmas
Hippie Whiper by bobdole5151 January 2, 2012

Jizz Wiper 

One whose job it is to squeegee the cum streaks off the glass at a peepshow.
Glenn's job as a summer student was being a Jizz Wiper for $7.50 an hour.
Jizz Wiper by will bitten October 8, 2016

jism wiper 

A person who performs the menial task of cleaning up semen from a booth in a hardcore sex club or strip venue.

see jizz mopper.
Amanda: "What did you say your dad does again?"
Doug Hardy: "He's a jism wiper at Club X in the city."
Amanda: *nods* "That's kinda cool."
jism wiper by poja August 11, 2004

thick and pasty twenty-wiper

When you take a massive dump that makes you wipe your ass so many times you end up using half a roll of toilet paper
Friend: Damn! You were in the john forever.

Me: Dude, it turned into be a thick and pasty twenty-wiper.

dirt whisperer 

Noun: A homosexual man who makes passes at another man through the use of social media with the intention of getting dirty.
That doctor must be a dirt whisperer with all the things he said about his landscaper on Facebook.
dirt whisperer by MJ\/FB October 8, 2013