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Hackberry Hammer 

The Texas Hold 'em starting hand 7-5 suited.

Although the specific reason why the hand was named for the small Cameron Parish town on LA-27, the name is said to have been initially made popular both at the Lake Charles Isle of Capri poker room and in several homegame circles in Southwest Louisiana and Southeast Texas.

A weaker, speculative hand that is beleived by most to only be profittable in certain situations, such as many players to an unraised pot, and in late position, the Hackberry Hammer will rarely find glory on the felt. Regardless, the novelty value of the ambiguous nickname at least gives some players a second thought when peering down at the 7c5c, 7s5s, 7h7h, or 7d7d.
I snuck in off the big blind with the Hackberry Hammer and managed to boat up when the flop spewed a pleasant 7, 7, 5

whackery 

Nonsense, the art of being whack, synonym for douchery, stupidity in general situations, bullshit, anything rediculous.
I am tired of all this whackery! These people are full of whackery!
whackery by Dubeman44 September 20, 2013
A nickname given to the popular RIM device, usually by people who hate it.
I would pick the iPhone or any Android or Windows Mobile devices over the Wackberry any day.
Wackberry by blackberrydeveloper September 2, 2009

wankberry 

More approproate name for the business idiots who use blackberry phones, specifically the poeple who clip them to their chino's in a special wankberry leather holster and whip them out whilst you are trying to have a conversation with them.

If you combine the permanent bluetooth ear-piece then, congratulations, you look the complete work-obsessed fool you dreamt about as a child.
I had a meeting earlier with James Slimeball and every half a nano-second he kept checking his wankberry incase some idiot had sent him a cc email which is meaningless nonsense.
wankberry by Chris Murrin January 1, 2009

hackberry reeboks 

Look at that dork, he's wearing hackberry reeboks
hackberry reeboks by To- dawg October 4, 2006
A PDA (personal data assistant) that attempts to rival the infamous Blackberry phone, but is in fact useless and inefficient.
Hey, what is that a T-Mobile dash? What a wackberry.
Wackberry by Tom O'C. January 22, 2009