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Webster's Dictionary 

The first two words of a speech given by a complete tool.
"Greetings, faculty, parents, and fellow students. Webster's Dictionary defines 'graduation' as..."

Webster's Dictionary 

Any cheap lexicon between two book covers that contains the words 'Webster's Dictionary' on the cover.
Please go to the Dollar Store and grab me a Webster's Dictionary.

Webster's Dictionary 

The opposite of this crappy site that only has fake news, but is great for defining Emergency Bacon.

Webster's Dictionary 

Man: did you see bro In webster's Dictionary

Girl: what the fuck you still use webster's? You need to upgrade to Urban

Webster’s Dictionary Reject 

A person who wanted to submit a definition to Webster’s online dictionary, but was rejected because their neologism didn’t meet their criterion, then they post it on Urban Dictionary to make up for their broken self-esteem.
Guy 1: I tried to put the word Berserkowitz on Webster’s dictionary but they denied it.

Guy 2: I found it on Urban Dictionary.

Guy 1: Yeah I put it there. I felt so bad that they didn’t accept it.

Guy 2: You’re a Webster’s Dictionary Reject.

Webster's Dictionary 

Someone very smart and has to breakdown every little word and thing to people That usually have no knowledge or common sense of anything

; A Handsome or good looking Black man of all age variety with incredible intellect non-comparable to others