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the last name of a guy who is built like a tank. gets his dick wet by fine as chicks. throws bomb as parties. super sexy. funniest kid ever and has too much swag to handle.
O shit Watkins is here the parties started.
Watkins by jesse ruben July 7, 2011
A sick welsh paedo who preys on little children like the child catcher for chitty chitty bang bang
Chad: Mate did you hear about Jimmy Savville?

Kevin: Yeah he's a total Watkins.
Watkins by Young and Hung December 20, 2012
When a co-worker silently walks up behind you and lets a loud one rip over your shoulder.
"Dude...you just pulled a Watkins!"
WATKINS by Alowery November 10, 2005
the inability to act appropriately in social situations
He's got watkins
watkins by Ali-Bali Thomas March 29, 2010
A Paedophile or nonce, named after Ian Watkins, the singer of Southern welsh sportswear toss-rock merchants Lost Prophets and his less-than-legitimate lolita fixation.
That Watkins that used to hang around outside the Maccies in town was kicked to death in prison.
Watkins by Colak December 19, 2012
A 'Watkins' is the name given to a person who enjoys engaging in sexual acts with animals.
Hey Joe did you toss off your dog last summer?

Joe: Yeah I'm a total Watkins!
Watkins by WATTERZ94 July 13, 2010