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Shit-water-dick 

When your dick is so long that it falls into the water after you’ve taken a shit.
Did you hear that Tom claimed he’s big enough to have a Shit-water-dick”
Shit-water-dick by Sir big peni March 10, 2018

dick water 

(For males only, or individuals with wangs) Right after taking a shower, before drying off, run over to your intended victim, point, and shake your wang up and down. This results in water getting flung from your wang onto the victim.
Gross!! Pete just douced me in dick water!
dick water by Norway August 30, 2005

Poo Water Splash Dick 

When you poo so hard, the water from the toilet splashes up all over your dick.
"I had some serious poo water splash dick first thing this morning. Went the rest of the day with toilet water all over my penis!"

Ya rt

Dick water 

water consumed by an oral sex performer when accomplished in but not limited to the shower under running water
Girl 1: I hate giving head
Girl 2: why?
Girl 1: because it always taste funny
Girl 2: you talking about prejac
Girl 1: yes and he's always trying to shove it in,
Girl 2: I can't help you with him shoving it in but you can always climb in the shower with him, wash him and do it under running water
Girl 1: won't I choke on the water or drown
Girl 2: oh girl you haven't had water like dick water
Dick water by Srg March 27, 2015

Dick water 

semen, sperm, cum, jizz, man juice, spunk, seed, the white stuff...
Hannah: did you give that guy head?

Kelly: yeah but he totally got his dick water in my eye!
Dick water by dirtysouth September 29, 2012

Dick-water 

Verb

When at a party or out to dinner, if a friend gets up to use the bathroom, someone adds sugar, salt and pepper to that persons drink.

Comes from being a dick to someone water.
Dude, Jerry got up to use the bathroom and Becky totally dick-watered him!
Dick-water by Devils-Disciple November 2, 2009