Waahmbulance 

The hypothetical vehicle that's called for someone who is whining, usually in a self-absorbed and/or annoying way.

"I hate myself, and that person said mean things to me, and my milk got spilled, and my cake fell."
"Ugh, someone call the waahmbulance!"

Waahmbulance by A. Noni Moose June 24, 2005

Waahmbulance 

Like an "ambulance" you would say your calling one of these when someone is being a total fucking pussy and whining.

Fool1: OMG THA TIS SO GHEY OMG!!!1111
Fool2: omg cry more fag lololol, im gonna call the waahmbulance

Waahmbulance by ThaCleric March 1, 2005

Waambulance

A term used to ridicule someone else's gripes about a non-important item. The internet equivalent to calling someone a mama's boy, tattle tail etc. The irony being that there is no one or nothing that they can actually do about said issue. Waambulance callers also are almost always complaining about something that they have little or no influence over at all, such as how hard a level is in a particular video game. Almost always accompanied by some sort of poorly drawn visual diagram of the Waambulance. Commonly used in MMO game chat.

Rogue: OMG HUNTER ICE TRAPS ARE SO IMBA I HATE THIS GAME!!!
Hunter:
.________@@_
|----------------\__
| WAAMBULANCE |
|__ _______ ___/
''''''O'''''''''''''O''''
Did somebody call for the WAAMBULANCE? QQ nub.

Waambulance by Martin Beck June 8, 2007

waaaambulance 

A derisive word used on someone who is whining too much.

Are you okay, wittle pwecious? Did I hurt your feelings? Better call the waaaambulance!

waaaambulance by rant July 23, 2004

whambulance 

The imaginary rescue vehicle that will rescue you from someone's incessant whining over a trivial matter. Used mockingly, but in good humor.

"Somebody call the whambulance, Stacy broke a nail."

whambulance by FiYoG October 10, 2004

wambulance

The official motorvehicle to be called in response to bitch-like behavior.

Brian: "I missed the Friends rerun."
Response: "Will, call a fuckin' wambulance."

wambulance by Boris Spassky April 20, 2005

wahmbulance 

What one should call when whining
Often heard in conjunction with french cries and wahmburger

stop whining! Why dont you call a wambulance. You should call whine-one-one. any more whine and you would be in napa vally

wahmbulance by Evan April 7, 2003