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Weighterbate 

Person A goes to room.
*Door closes*

Person B- "Where is he going?"

Person C- "Probably to weighterbate again."
Weighterbate by BobBrier March 22, 2011

Whighter 

Famed word known exclusively in the smoker world referring to a white lighter, hence the combination of the two words, which is frowned upon for possessing bad luck/bad karma. Many people refuse to smoke weed anywhere in the vicinity of a Whighter.

The funny thing about Whighter's is they only come into affect with marijuana, not tobacco as karma knows your already killing yourself smoking cigarettes, counter-acting the bad karma produced from Whighters, where as smoking marijuana is one of the best things in the world prone to bad karma.
Stoner 1: hey man you got a flame?

Stoner 2: fo sho rite here.

Stoner 1: oh wtf you shoulda said it was a whighter!

Stoner 3: get that shit away from me!!!!
Whighter by MCDC_TWIST August 1, 2008

Dead Weighters 

Gym members, often men (and in rare occasions women), who roam in packs and have loud conversations (on subjects ranging from women to beer to women). Often dead weighters will hold court near the section of the gym where the free weights can be found. They are often in good physical shape despite the average age of a dead weightier being 38. They are considered loud and annoying and intimidating to anyone outside of their peer group. More often than not, dead weighters will have an unexplainable close relationship with a aerobics instructor at said gym, with whom they flirt with shamelessly (despite that the dead weighter is often old enough to be her father.)
"Did you get to the Y today"?

"Yeah, but I didn't get to work on my hamstring because a bunch of dead weighters were hanging out on the Nautilist talking about car engines."
Dead Weighters by JeremyJB July 3, 2008

-ghost recon advanced warfighter 

A game where you play as a U.S. Army soldier who is equipped with high tech intelligence gathering equipment and weapons. Derived from the U.S. Army's land warrior project which integrates technology with weaponry keeping the soldier informed with real-time intel. This will make the soldier even more deadly when planning coordinated attacks on an enemy position. And with the use of the internet, spy drones spy satellites, thermal imaging this will enable an average soldier to find and destroy an enemy who has no where to hide.
Tristan please give me -ghost recon advanced warfighter for xbox 360 back. I let you borrow it a year ago and I want it back. I cry every night before I go to sleep just thinking about it.

Weighter 

A person who is chosen by/for you to carry your weights to/from your gym area like a waiter at restaurants.
The non-toned man was claimed as Squeezy G's prison bitch, and had to be his weighter.
Weighter by Spelling D July 14, 2014
a writer who honestly believes in what he writes.committed to truth ,wrighter is intransigent in his work.
kafka,proust ,tolstoi,dickens are examples of the wrighter tag.the list is long and their works are still read.
wrighter by unoriter September 10, 2009