Vewizon
I have a dwoid phone thwu Vewizon wiwewless. huh-huh-huh-huh-huh.
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Verizon Assclowns
People that work for Verizon that can't comprehend it is impossible to call them with a MIFI hotspot. You would get more help from muggers.
The Verizon assclowns told me I could check my bandwidth usage by calling an 800 number with the MIFI device.
Verizon Assclowns by Jim Biggins November 6, 2012
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Verizon
A phone company that releases your private data to the government without a warrant, in violation of the 4th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution.
When this story broke in October 2006 that Verizon was releasing private customer data of U.S. citizens under provisions the "USA Patriot Act}" without warrant, the company vociferously denied it. But in sworn Congressional testimony (reported in October 2007 in the New York Times), Verizon admitted it decided it could violate the Constitution TENS OF THOUSANDS OF TIMES since 2005, continued up to the present.
The Bush administration is currently (Decemeber 2007) drafting a law that would protect Verizon, AT&T, and others against prosecution.
When this story broke in October 2006 that Verizon was releasing private customer data of U.S. citizens under provisions the "USA Patriot Act}" without warrant, the company vociferously denied it. But in sworn Congressional testimony (reported in October 2007 in the New York Times), Verizon admitted it decided it could violate the Constitution TENS OF THOUSANDS OF TIMES since 2005, continued up to the present.
The Bush administration is currently (Decemeber 2007) drafting a law that would protect Verizon, AT&T, and others against prosecution.
Verizon by Hugh Johnson December 31, 2007
verizoned
1. To neuter, or remove features from an electronic device, especially a cell phone, with the intent to make more money.
verizoned by Tim Kissenger July 16, 2006
Verizoned
1. To announce a compelling item, service, or or event and subsequently fail to follow through on delivering said thing.
"Man I totally Verizoned my girlfriend. I promised to go down on her, but we know that's not happening"
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Yeah Apple really Verizoned us with the iPhone 4s.
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They Verizoned the launch of the Galaxy Nexus, Droid 4... etc.
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Yeah Apple really Verizoned us with the iPhone 4s.
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They Verizoned the launch of the Galaxy Nexus, Droid 4... etc.
Verizon
American telecom service provider known primarily for getting only two things right: its network and its money. Best choice for those who have money to blow and often desperately 'need' to access Facebook in the boonies
Damn it, my daughter blew through 40 GB of data with our Verizon service, she knows good and damn well that shit costs extra!
Verizon by assmennfiossa December 20, 2014
The Flaming Verizon Sanchez
Map of an oil spill that looks like a big beard of shit. It’s located in the Gulf of Mexico, it’s the most expensive, it was given by those fags from England, the world is stuck with it for the next two fucking years, it’s fucking friends and family, and no matter what is said on TV or read on The Internet, its coverage is still shit.
British Petroleum gave America The Flaming Verizon Sanchez because England was tired of United States Citizens making fun of them because no one over there gives a fuck that England’s universal health care system doesn’t cover dental.
The Flaming Verizon Sanchez by pubesforpetrolem June 17, 2010