varian and the seven kingdoms 

this is the best "spin-off" that was never green-lit. its the best thing to exist and it is proven!!

dude disney should have made vat7k / varian and the seven kingdoms.
i know right? it was so good.

varian and the seven kingdoms by Hugo's number 1 fan February 25, 2023

Inner Variant Syndrome (IVS)

When somebody is so addicted to "standing out" that they end up looking thirsty and out of place. It’s the need to be a "variant" (different) at the wrong time and the wrong place. They’ll violate the whole vibe of an event just to feel like they’re the "one of one" in the room, then get salty when people look at them sideways

Created and coined by @annexriley on twitter

We’re at a PGA event where everyone is in polos and slacks, and she pulls up in a neon pink bodycon dress and six-inch heels like it’s 1:00 AM at the club. That Inner Variant Syndrome (IVS) had her looking crazy trying to walk on the grass.

Inner Variant Syndrome (IVS) by Annex Riley IV April 10, 2026

variansexual 

One who is sexually/romantically attracted to Varian

"Did you know he was variansexual???"

"No??? I thought he was dead???"

variansexual by varianenthusiastfornow May 16, 2023

sigma variant 

A disease affecting one's ability to stop grustling. Often combined with a lone wolf attitude and an affinity for cryptocurrency.

I think Edwin caught the sigma variant, he won't stop talking about Gary V.

sigma variant by mteusz November 28, 2021

Stampede Variant

Stampede Variant: A brand new variant of Covid-19. Normally passed amongst the unvaccinated at the spread neck events at the “greatest outdoor show on Earth”

See also: STIs spread during said show in non-Covid times

Friend 1: you haven’t stopped coughing since the rodeo

Friend 2: I’m not going for a test, I don’t think I’ve caught the Stampede Variant.

Stampede Variant by kopking July 25, 2021

Sigma variant 

The SARS-CoV-2 variant that comes after Omnicron.

Reporter: February 24, 2022 — experts have detected sightings of a new SARS-CoV-2 variant in the outskirts of Bangkok. They are naming it the Sigma variant because it sounds more cooler than Rho or Tau.

Sigma variant by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 24, 2021

Singapore Variant 

The mutated strand of coronavirus from the “fine” city that is deadly to kids, as fictionally claimed by Opposition politicians in the Land of the Gandhis, which could usher in India’s third wave, if zero flights between Singapore and India are not enforced.

The authorities refuted the idea of the “Singapore variant,” which seems more like the Opposition in Delhi poking fun at the ineptitude of PM Modi and his team in containing the pandemic crisis.

Singapore Variant by MathPlus May 18, 2021