Twittirus 

A Twitter related virus

Guy1- "Okay so I clicked on the 'Profile' tab on Facebook...and it took me to Twitter.com....and why?"

Guy2- "Dag man. Must have been a Twittirus"

Twittirus by KChedda March 4, 2011

Twitterosaurs

The insatiable beast that's devouring the lives of millions of people on planet Earth.

Anthropologists all over the world have expressed their concern about the Twitterosaurs. It's still uncertain if it can be stopped.

Twitterosaurs by Coco Nut January 12, 2010

twittiquette 

The unwritten laws of the acceptable and polite use of Twitter.

flygirl838: putting bread into the toaster

flygirl838: looking in the cupboard for
peanut butter

flygirl838: eating toast with peanut butter

billybob: @flygirl838 who cares? you need to learn some twittiquette

twittiquette by chrisdawson November 1, 2008

twitterstroking 

Slang and disparaging term for compulsive tweeting.

His habitual twitterstroking has essentially put him on the map as an A1 lunatic.

twitterstroking by Dr Bunnygirl August 21, 2020

Twitticiser 

someone who has a twitter account, yet believe themselves to be too boring to post regular updates while still managing to criticize everyone else on their lack of twitter activity.

Guy 1: you have twitter but never use it...what a waste of time!
Guy2: neither do you, so cut the shit and stop being a Twitticiser.
Guy 1: you make a valid point, i now see right from wrong.

Twitticiser by stewkerr April 13, 2011

Twittards 

Arrogant assholes on Twitter who think that they're "intellectual" when they post some shitty stolen meme from 4chan beneath the post of some guy they hate that will be forgotten in a day or two, and are then worshiped by Redditors for no reason other than being "Cool".

Derek: Hey Bill look at this spicy meme I sent to this guy that fucking sucks and will be forgotten about as soon as another guy like that appears.
(Bill looks at said meme stolen from a mentally retarded 9 year old from 4 chan)
Bill: Derek, my nigga, stop being such an arrogant asshole. Go outside or watch a movie, because Jesus your fascination with being one of those Twittards has got to stop. Otherwise the only thing you'll be tweeting will be your surgery updates.

Twittards by Gaylordgangster69 March 7, 2020

twitterstalk 

To collect information, passively or actively, on an individual using Twitter with the intent of using said information to meet (passively or actively) said individual in real life (IRL).

Her avatar is HOT, I'm going to twitterstalk her.

twitterstalk by slonkak2 January 28, 2009