Twazzok

Too be silly, stupid, strange.
A word used a lot in my school for a different word too Bellend.

Pronouced : Tw-az-uk

"I looked through my year 6 pictures yesterday, we all looked like right twazzok's"

Twazzok by Katehh February 8, 2008

twazzockwidget 

Twazzockwidget is a portmanteau word made by combining 3 separate words. Twazzock is said to be derived from combining twat in the sense of a general insult with wazzock, a word from the north of England which means a foolish or inept person.

Added to these is the word widget, a general-purpose term for any hypothetical object to give twazzockwidget.
A twazzockwidget is therefore a person, usually one in a position of authority, whose presence somehow causes the level of competency to be lowered in anyone they have dealings with.

"Who's in charge on your nightshift tomorrow?"
"Don't ask, it's that bloody Martine again!"
Oh dear! No matter how well prepared the place is or who else is working, there is always something that goes badly wrong when that twazzockwidget is in charge!"

twazzockwidget by Tumshie November 24, 2011

Twazzak

A word to describe a dumb twat.

-"London?That's in England isn't it?"
-"Yes you twazzak"

Twazzak by Sammii September 13, 2006

twazzock 

A general insult to suggest that someone is stupid and/or wierd. It may also be made up and not a real word.

Paula: You twazzock!
Euan: Where did you even get that word?

twazzock by Euan Gallacher June 5, 2005

twazok 

Simply put, an idiot. Someone who does or has done something very stupid.

Dave! Stop eating the breadbin, you twazok.

twazok by Sam Miller June 7, 2005

Twazzock 

Someone who combines the worst qualities of a Twat and a Wanker, with elements of moronic behaviour and idiocy. The sort of person your grandmother would tut at.

Often used when the above expletives would be socially inappropriate to use.

Father: I think one of my employees has stolen the office printer
Daughter: He sounds like a proper Twazzock

Twazzock by LK772 March 14, 2014

Twazook 

An affectionate name for a twat

Boyfriend - ‘babe, can I lend £10 plzs’
Girlfriend - ‘you’re such a twazook! Learn to spell. Btw it’s in your account x’

Twazook by Lil_Cherry24 October 9, 2018