Twatbeard
Twatbeard by Pepsimaxcherry October 17, 2016
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twatard
A portmanteau of twat and retard. Often used in a humourous context.
Not considered as harsh as cuntard, but more harsh than 'twat' or 'cunt' alone.
Not considered as harsh as cuntard, but more harsh than 'twat' or 'cunt' alone.
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Twatbeard • twatbadger • twatard • twatberry • twattard • twatward • Twatbarrier • Twatstard • twatterdnipplewaffle • twatyard
twatberry
1. A Blackberry or data device kept inside a vagina by a female obsessed with sending text/e-mail messages.
2. A female who is obsessed with sending messages on her Blackberry.
3. A female who can not help from sending text messages at inappropriate times.
2. A female who is obsessed with sending messages on her Blackberry.
3. A female who can not help from sending text messages at inappropriate times.
"She e-mailed me on her twatberry"
twatterdnipplewaffle
A person who meets one or more of the following qualifications:
a) Insufferably annoying person whose personality is more like a terdsicle but whose actions scream twatwaffle and make you want to punch them in the chest. Or nipple area.
b) an individual who resembles a chipmunk and behaves in an extremely socially awkward way; or
c) someone prone to posting faux-modelesque pictures on social media sites, usually posing with a stuffed toy, dorm furniture or a cell-phone-in-the-mirror shot.
a) Insufferably annoying person whose personality is more like a terdsicle but whose actions scream twatwaffle and make you want to punch them in the chest. Or nipple area.
b) an individual who resembles a chipmunk and behaves in an extremely socially awkward way; or
c) someone prone to posting faux-modelesque pictures on social media sites, usually posing with a stuffed toy, dorm furniture or a cell-phone-in-the-mirror shot.
Angie is SUCH a twatterdnipplewaffle, she insists on re-tweeting everything I post on facebook with the words "lolz" next to it.
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Did you see the latest picture Angie posted on her "modeling" website? The one with the picture of her looking like a chipmunk with her favorite eeyore toy? What a twatterdnipplewaffle.
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Did you see the latest picture Angie posted on her "modeling" website? The one with the picture of her looking like a chipmunk with her favorite eeyore toy? What a twatterdnipplewaffle.
twatterdnipplewaffle by The Trojan Horsie January 29, 2012
twatbadger
twatbadger by Bob Fulstow October 30, 2004
twattard
Synonymous with cunttard and fucktard. This is when you are dealing with a seriously pea-brained twat.