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Tucka Fucka 

When you surprisingly put your penis in a woman’s asshole and her first reaction is to tuck while you continue to fuck her
I surprised her with the old tucka fucka on the weekend and she loved it
Tucka Fucka by yamridard November 8, 2021

Tucka Tucka 

A women with very big, delicious, and ripe breasts.
Tucka Tucka by punktilend June 8, 2009

Muff Tucka 

Australian: See Muff Diving, Cunnilingus, Licking the pink clam etc.
G. Irwin was stuck in the outback for weeks with the wife, he really fancied a bit of strange 'muff tucka' mate!
Muff Tucka by The Gee-man August 13, 2004

Bush Tucka

hey i am headed the the Bush Tucka to throw some gas on the fire and catch a smoke
Bush Tucka by Nat Wilkes July 24, 2008

tuck and rub 

Joe: She better give me a tuck and rub when I check out
Mike: what?
Joe: a tuck and rub? Yeah no idea, heard it in a YouTube video.

Mike: well I want one too!

Cashier: your total is $14.67.
Joe: thanks

Cashier: have a good day

Joe: now I’m upset.
Mike: You’re upset cause you didn’t get something that you don’t know of.
Joe: yes.
Mike: sounds about right.

Tuck around and find out

Tuck around and find out! — a variation of “Fuck around and find out!”; and, “Mess around and find out”. In this variation an individual thinks that he is more important than the life of an entire organization. He or she finds out the hard way that although there is no “I” in team; there is certainly an “I” in the word “fired”!!!!!!!!!

The variation “Tuck around and find out!” Is of cours dedicated to Tucker Carlson who took the fall for Fox News in the Dominion Law suit. His termination was based on a stratagem employed by Napoleon Bonaparte:

“Kill a few, it will inspire the rest”.

It seems clear the Carlson may have been the first of many to “ Tuck around and find out!” but according to the traditional use of this stratagem HE WILL NOT BE THE LAST.

Carlson’s name provides a beautiful and ironic onomatopoeia reference to the original term because if “tuck around and find out” we’re a person; it would look like Tucker Carlson.

This reminds me of another of Napoleon’s maxims:

Fortune favors the prepared mind.
Tucker Carlson was the first person at Fox News to Tuck around and find out that there is no “I” in team; but, he won’t be the last one!