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Tubesteak Shuffle 

Sexual Intercourse; To throw your salami into a hopefully acceptable orifice.
Friend 1: Hey look at that hot chick over at the bar.

Friend 2: That's easy money man. I gave her the tubesteak shuffle last week.
a slang term for a really big man
That man is 6’ 7’ and is fat. He’s a tubster!
tubster by N01CE May 16, 2018

TubeSteak 

A curious food of variable sizes whose owner is always looking to feed it to someone else. Found both domestically and abroad, this delicacy is commonly served with a robust white sauce.
Bon apetite.
My woman was getting hungry one night, so I threw down the tubesteak. I can't believe she ate the whole thing! We're so very proud.
TubeSteak by AnalSpittoon December 22, 2004

Tubesteak Sandwich 

A guy's dick (tubesteak) in either a broad's mouth (cheeks act as buns) or between her ass-cheeks (cheeks again act as buns)
Lisa does not like sandwiches, unless it’s a tubesteak sandwich!
Tubesteak Sandwich by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

tubesteak tuesdays 

all you can eat dick on tuesdays.

when a chick comes over and gives you a blow job on tuesday
aww shit its tubesteaks tuesday i got three chicks coming over today.

hey its tubesteak tuesdays at the lil pickle wanna cum?

tubbster 

a really fat person who really needs to go on a diet.
my dog is a tubbster, my cat isn't a tubbster.