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The Tsunami 

While banging a woman from behind, drink a gallon of milk. Then pull out pretending to finish and vomit all over her back.
I gave your mother the tsunami and she lapped it all up.
The Tsunami by I_Said May 8, 2011

The Tsunami Treatment 

When you pretend the T in a word is silent when it definitely absolutely is not supposed to be
"Its weird that they give all japanese names the tsunami treatment when they dub it english"

go to the beach and wait for the tsunami 

go to hell, typically used with Asian suppliers, who not work properly
- when will you able to ship the samples?
- not worry, sir, next week, no problem, but we finally had problem because of Diwali festival, you know
- oh, you bastard, go to the beach and wait for the tsunami!

Surfing a tsunami on the back of a hippo 

Something completely unbelievable. A comparative phrase when hearing a statement or observing something which is impossible or severely exaggerated.
“I believe that as much as I believe I can surf a tsunami on the back of a hippo!”

“That’s unbelievable! It’s like surfing a tsunami on the back of a hippo!”

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DA BEST GAWK GAWK YOU WILL EVER RECEIVE IN A LIFETIME, YOU WONT BE ABLE TO WALK FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFETIME AFTER THIS AND YOUR SOUL WILL BE SENT TO HEAVEN IF DONE CORRECTLY
Dave: Yo my homeboy, you want the the mary poppings supercalifragilisticexpialidocious gawk gawk vacuum chamber quadruple hand twist ushy bushy gushy sloppy toppy boppy naughty gorilla grip fade tsunami volcano eruption of semen soul snatcher combo wombo mumbo 3000?

William: No daddy, im not ready to die, im still a child