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The Lies of the Jedi 

Something that Anakin Skywalker managed to see through, causing him to become a Sith and eliminating his fear of the Dark Side of the Force.
Anakin: "I see through the lies of the Jedi."

Truth Behind The Lies 

He was bald. That's just the Truth Behind The Lies
Truth Behind The Lies by LePost James September 25, 2020

Lying liars and the lies they tell

(phrase / sarcastic complaint / dramatic truth)

A sarcastic, over-the-top way of pointing out that someone is being blatantly dishonest — often used when someone is caught in a lie that’s painfully obvious. Perfect for venting frustration or calling out nonsense without losing your sense of humor.

Used when:

A friend exaggerates a story so much you can’t even.

Someone tries to convince you of something you know is false.

You’re watching politics, reality TV, or social media unfold in real time.

Meaning: A witty, exaggerated way to call out dishonesty, often used humorously or dramatically.

Synonyms / related terms: obvious lies, bullsh*t, fake news, fibbery, blatant deception
Friend: “I totally finished my homework on time.”
You: “Lying liars and the lies they tell…”

Scrolling through Twitter: “Wow, lying liars and the lies they tell.”

During a debate: “Honestly, this is just lying liars and the lies they tell.”

therein lies the rub 

there is the snag, problem, obstacle
from Hamlet
We could go to the park, but i left my keys in the ice cream factory, therein lies the rub.

the government lies 

the government lies their fuckin asses off (wOOt!)

Those motherfuckers are sayin that "terrorists who are on their terrorist watch list are able to buy guns because if they migrated here legally and haven't broken any laws then they can buy guns and that gun enthusiasts admit that something must be done"


Human to human translation: THE FUCKIN GOVERNMENT WANTS TO TAKE AWAY YOUR RIGHTS!


Why in the FUCK are these terrorists on their terrorist watch list if they haven't broken any laws? If they are terrorists then they must have broke some fuckin laws and given you a motherfuckin reason to place them on a terrorism watch list.Therefore they must be "TERRORISTS" and must have broken some damn laws.

Herein lies the negotiations 

When two seemingly unrelated things become vital bargaining chips between two people
Like when Your sister is addicted to an HBO show but doesn't have HBO and wants my password so she can watch it/stream it online.

And I think she needs to get real about dating and stop this tinder swipe right/left bullshit and join a more legit dating website.

"Herein lies the negotiations."