The Hipsters 

guys who pack big heat on their hip, i.e. large caliber pistols. the group was started in Houston and has been know to foil many plots bad guys were planning. Big Mike and JJ are the charter memebers.

Let's go set it off and stick up that old lady! Oh ish! It's "The Hipsters"!!! Let's break!!!

The Hipsters by Cyril Jr. December 16, 2008

the hipster hive 

that huge hill in kelvingrove park in glasgow. if you go there in summer, there are so many people all over the hill that you can't even see the grass. most of them are hipsters, but there are also some posh people trying to become hipsters. they be blasting music no one really wants to hear all day as well.

girl: its a beautiful day, where should we go?
boy: anywhere but the hipster hive. i dont feel like having a headache today.

the hipster hive by c0mosellama September 29, 2020

the hipster cocktail

Take you favorite drink, microwave for 30 seconds, drink it before its gets cool.

better drink up the hipster cocktail before it gets cool!!!

the hipster cocktail by shenanigans12321 February 4, 2013

The Hipster Paradox 

Since all hipsters are wanna-bes by their very definition, through reviving dead fads and believing in things too obscure to be known outside of hipsterdom, they are not anything at all, and therefore, cannot exist.

I totally thought John was a real person until I found out he was hipster. Dude, he doesn't even have a reflection, I'm pretty sure. The hipster paradox rings true once more.

The Hipster Paradox by His Rexcellence December 27, 2011

The Hipster Lie 

When a hipster is called a hipster and they claim against it stating that they do not conform to the labels of the people claiming to be either above or completely separate from society.

Normal Person: Stupid hipster. Thinking you're so cool.

Hipster (telling The Hipster Lie): Whatever, I'm not a hipster, you just don't understand me, tool.

The Hipster Lie by BruceDeacroix October 13, 2011

Over-The-Counter Hipster 

Over-The-Counter Hipsters also Cashier Hipsters who rely on their own income. Commonly found behind or "over-the-counter" as the cashier at Beacon's Closet, Ozzies, etc. Usually wearing something they may have found while on the job at Beacon's Closet. Most often found a cranky mess because they can no longer rely on their parents for money and must do it themselves, therefore, they become an Over-The-Counter or Cashier Hipster.

Beacon's Closet customer: Excuse me, I'd like to try on this funky and unusual dress shirt. Could you hold my other items here at the counter or should I bring them into the dressing room with me?

Over-The-Counter Hipster: I don't know, i'm too tired from having to make my own income and not rely on my parents for my money to make a decision like this. *adjusts thick-framed glasses* I'm going to go on my break now and be nonchalant with my Hipster friends at Ozzie's Coffee Shop.

Over-The-Counter Hipster by Madeleine Gruder May 27, 2009

The bearded hipster

When you squirt ranch up a guys ass then he farts it back into your newly acquired beard.

after listening to a Mumford and sons album album brad coaxed his friend into shoving hidden valley up his arse only to have it end up in his new facial hair. The bearded hipster.

The bearded hipster by Fred the babykiller February 12, 2015