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The Doubler 

During online gameplay on the Xbox 360 game 'Halo' - variations of which can be researched separately - an odd phenomenon often occurs in which both yourself and your enemy kill eachother in the same instance. It is a quite unique feature of the alien-themed battle-game, and is usually both hugely frustrating and hard to explain, in equal measures.
Therefore, lo and behold, 'the doubler' was coined. This phrase makes it easy to tell one's teammate of your unfortunate end, and marvel at how clearly you meleed first.
James 'FUCK'
Nigel 'whats up'
James 'only the bloody doubler again. and i clearly shot him in the face more than he got me'
Nigel 'the doubler, huh? typical. teabag him next time if you get the chance'
James 'naturally'
The Doubler by kingapin1 January 5, 2011
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The Double Creamer 

Getting a blowjob while enjoying a delicious milshake
I took on a date to DQ and got the double creamer in the car.

on the double 

British military slang for "twice as fast". See sharpish.
bring those munitions sharpish. ON THE DOUBLE, MAN! You, take three men and put them on the roof, keep and eye on that hill. McGinnis, take your people to the east wall and put up some sandbags.
on the double by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

Nestea and the Double C 

Nestea- An iced tea beverage enjoyed by all.

Double C- Street name for Colonial Club brand vodka, which can be purchased at various super markets for under $7.00 per gallon.

Upon combining these two seemingly normal beverages, a scrumptious elixir of life is born, bringing joy to cheap teenagers across the nation.
Slick was goin' hyphy on Nestea and the Double C last night; he ghost rode his whip while bending the block!

the double crest

The act of masturbating and brushing your teeth at the same time. This can be performed in any setting.

Note:This act is mostly performed in the shower and does not always require crest toothpaste. Some have even double crested while engaging in the act of sex.
Guy 1: What the hell do you look so happy for?

Guy 2: I just did the double crest and feel fantastic!
the double crest by Malice2.12 December 3, 2010

The Double Dow 

The reverse of The Dowey Sandwich

A large pizza in between two fully basted turkeys.
The Double Dow by koolaidmatt February 26, 2011

the double text 

The double text refers to impatient boys or girls usually desparate for their crush's attention. When two texts are sent without one reply making he/she seem desparate. Quite common, but more rare forms have been witnessed: the triple text and even the quadruple text.
Kurt: Hey babe you alright? Xxxx
NO REPLY
Kurt: Oooh givin me the silent treatment r we? :P xxx
The double text has been committed- NO REPLY
Kurt: what u up to bbe x
NO REPLY - triple text
Kurt: Mornin you, alrite today? X

Texts usually hours apart then increase to days apart as sender doesn't want to look desparate even though they are also note number of kisses declines.
the double text by wldntulike2no;) October 22, 2011