The Des 

The title given to persons of excellence. Persons claiming this name for themselves are to be held at the highest of standards and respected by all. There are no limits set for the levels of cool and hot that these people possess.

Wow, when I grow up, I want to be a 'The Des', too, so I can outrun cheetas and jump over small buildings. Being a 'The Des' would solve all my problems and I can then end world hunger.

The Des by HarpysRevenge June 21, 2008

two identical rocks in the desert 

Literally the funniest thing you could ever see. It’s even funnier than a scientist who has turned himself into a pickle. However, old people usually don’t understand why this is so funny.

Two identical rocks in the desert: “exist”
Jotaro: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Kakyoin:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Polnareff: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

two identical rocks in the desert by Notmyrealname69420 September 23, 2020

The Destitutioner 

Executioner of the destitute. The Destitutioner can be your hired gun for an array of homeless people problems, from those that simply beg for change to the windshield washer type that use filthy newspaper to "earn" that pay. Manner of bum death is the employer's choice, and the destitutioner will either urinate or defecate - or both - on the departed at no extra charge!

Mr. Morgan: God dammit, I am sick and tired of that corner derelict always nagging me for my hard-earned money. I wish there was a way to permanently rid him from society.
Mr. Morgan's co-worker: Hire the Destitutioner. Trust me, you will never be hassled for another dime by that waste of life again.

The Destitutioner by sciflyer.25 February 4, 2013

Beerus the Destroyer 

Beerus (ビルス, Birusu) is the God of Destruction of Universe 7. He is accompanied by his martial arts teacher and attendant, Whis. Beerus' twin brother is Champa, the God of Destruction of Universe 6.

Beerus is a thin, hairless purple humanoid cat with large pointed ears, similar to Cornish Rex and sphynx cats. While somewhat shorter than Goku, Beerus' ears make him appear taller. He dons black, blue, and gold Egyptian-looking attire with the same white and orange diamond decorations as his mentor Whis. Beerus is modeled after Akira Toriyama's hairless cat, Debo.

(Beerus the Destroyer)
Person1: "Woah!, Beerus is too strong!:
Person2: "I know right? It's like he's some kind of god."
Person3: "I CAN'T READ HIS POWER LEVEL!"

Beerus the Destroyer by xXBananaMilkShakeXx February 1, 2017

The Deschanel Ruling 

The ruling allowing men to watch films and/or television shows that would normally be defined 'girly' IF the show contains an extremely hot female lead

Named after Zoey Deschanel, specifically the show 'New Girl', which is acceptable to be watched by men under the Deschanel Ruling

Ryan: Is that New Girl you've got on? Mate, that's for women!
Matt: I call the Deschanel Ruling, she is so hot!

Brett: Fancy watching a film?
Ash: How about John Tucker Must Die? Deschanel Ruling cos I would definitely tap Brittany Snow

The Deschanel Ruling by Master Procrastinator February 10, 2013

Gorlock The Destroyer 

A fat fucking bitch. Morbidly obese that thinks that they're beautiful.

Fat girl says i can pull anyone, You say Shut up Gorlock. or while talking about them "Ugh i hate gorlock the destroyer.

Gorlock The Destroyer by Big ah D September 19, 2023

Surfing the Desktop 

To look at or browse your desktop files and documents when your internet is down, while either waiting for your internet connection to be restored or if you're just bored.

The internet has been down all day, I've been surfing the desktop in the meantime. I even found some videos I forgot I had downloaded.

Surfing the Desktop by CD3366 September 5, 2011