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The Birmingham Burly Man 

Stemming from Alabama folklore about an enormous fellow, the Birmingham burly man is an individual who is well upholstered; somebody who wears their stomach at their knees.
Damn, look at the build on that guy. He could pass as the Birmingham Burly Man

The Birmingham Bagle

A spinoff of The Houdini The Birmingham Bagle involves tricking your woman into thinking you're about to do something you're not. As you're about to finish off, pretending you're about to Peter North her so she closes her eyes, and opens her mouth. You pretend to be jerking it to trick her into thinking she's about to recieve a seimen bath, this is when you turn around very stealthfuly and unleash either a fart, or a diarrhea mess on her face and in her mouth. The Birmingham bagle is one of the hardest moves to pull off in history, and works much better if you have the runs.
You might as well call me the champ cause just last night, I gave April the Birmingham Bagle! Huzzah!
The Birmingham Bagle by Rud November 8, 2007

The Birmingham Pancake

The Birmingham pancake is an addition to the typical English breakfast, it's performed in the same way as an Alabama pancake is usually made.

Alltho the Birmingham pancake, might be abit unorthodox, it's still made all around the world.
"Nan, I've been craving your amazing Birmingham pancakes for weeks now!"

To be honest The Birmingham Pancake can be defined as a war atrocity to not have on your menu!

The Birmingham baton 

The act of bitch slapping someone with a big black dildo
My boss fired me so I gave everyone in the office the Birmingham baton