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The Baby 

"The Baby" is a dance move invented in the 2010s with it's popularity peaking in 2014. The dancer, after a few strong drinks, will proceed to lay in the fetal position in the middle of a crowded dance floor and then undulate his/her body in the manner of an infant.

Caution: This dance move tends to result in a bouncer getting upset. Some say the dance is not complete until this happens.
We got kicked out of the club doing "The Baby". Successful night.
The Baby by DanceMoveDocumenter September 27, 2014
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the baby 

yo man you smoke this shit you gonna see the baby jesus.

yo you got that baby?
the baby by nathan March 8, 2005

The baby 

That guy reminds me of the baby
The baby by egg_sniffer123 December 20, 2020

THE baby 

an evil baby in the woods, that only comes out & cries in late september. if you say the name three times, it will haunt you.
THE baby by buckylover December 14, 2021

the baby momma capitol

Detroit, Michigan.

Deriving from the city being labeled the "Murder Capitol", it is a term describing any city where because of broken homes, your chances of being a step parent is greater than catching AIDS.
It was hard for Stewart to find a soul mate he had alot in common with, because he lived in what America dubbed the "Baby Momma Capitol". As a result, he dates frequently outside of his ethnicity.

the baby elephant 

when you hang your pants pockets inside-out and your cock out of your open zipper, resembling a baby elephant
I was arrested for giving the baby elephant to some passing nuns.
the baby elephant by greenthumbs December 8, 2009

The Baby's Cradle 

The Baby's Cradle is when a man gets on his hands and knees, like he is the legs of the cradle, the female must get under him and act like shes giving him a hug with her legs wrapped around his waist, like the seat of the cradle, then she must continue to rock back and forth on the mans purple-helmeted yogurt thrower. This may require some physical strength from both man and woman.
"Dude Craig did you give Jessica The Baby's Cradle last night?", Craig " I sure did, and man my arms hurt."