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The Audition 

The best band to hit chicago in a while. Who recently got signed to Victory records
The Audition by Jordan April 3, 2005

The addition 

Also referred to as "Teh Addition"<br>The person of your desire. Called the addition because you think being with them would be a positive thing for you.
Mandi: "OMG I am madly in love with the addition."<br>Me: *points* There he is.<br>Mandi: "STFU!"
The addition by Heather (Ya Know) December 26, 2007

auditioning the finger puppets 

To play with yourself, to jackoff, to peel chilis, to beat your meat, to wrestle with cyclops, to flog the dolphin, or to choke the chicken.
I always think of Jordan Capri when I am auditioning the finger puppets.

the Slave Auction 

When multiple men eliminate their feces onto multiple plates, and let a girl decide which one she wants rubbed on her face or chest. This is usually followed by chili dogs and Boston Pancakes.

A great party icebreaker.
We brought her back to my place for the slave auction.
the Slave Auction by Frank West August 28, 2006

After the Flash Addiction

Addiction to the game known to the roleplay game filled with furries known as "After The Flash"
"Yo Jack, You know Grace? Shes got diagnosed with After the Flash Addiction!"

addiction to the knife 

An obsession with or addiction to cosmetic surgery (medically necessary surgery, reconstructive surgery and single uses of cosmetic surgery don't usually qualify). "The knife" in this case refers to the scalpels associated with this sort of surgery.
It's sad that so many celebrities today have an addiction to the knife.