Texjaculate 

The act of ejaculating because of text sex.

"Dude...why is your keypad sticky."
"I texjaculated on it last night"
"...man, you gota put that thing to your ear. You are sick."

Texjaculate by Raving Professor No Legs July 30, 2006

Premature Textaculation 

The accidental sending of a text message,
resulting in the recipient receiving a message that makes little to no sense, or makes you a big, big embarrassed ass.

He had a premature textaculation, so he wrote her: "I was looking again at your picture when I came ..." Ooops! message sent! instead of ".. I was looking again at your picture when I came to the conclusion that probably we never met." well.. what do you know about that! what a total ass!

Premature Textaculation by mave73 October 9, 2008

Premature Twejaculate 

Failure to think before you tweet.

Tweeting something that is either irrelevant or redundant because you were too lazy to read or too dumb to understand the thread; thus tweeting too soon and ruining the conversation.

Sorry for the premature twejaculate; I didn't see the other tweet.

Pete premature twejaculated all over this conversation.

Premature Twejaculate by MattInWinnipeg March 6, 2014

Textjaculation 

Sending a text before you have finished due to excitement, distraction, dangerous texting speeds.

"Oh Damn! I just had another textjaculation!"
"What?"
"I sent that text before finishing the directions to the Apple store in Portland, Oregon."

Textjaculation by Jaegermeister101 April 15, 2010

premature textaculation 

The act of accidentally hitting the send button on a phone text before you finished typing the entire message.

I just received this text from you. "Dude, meet us at ". It looks like another case of premature textaculation.

premature textaculation by MarkBauer December 21, 2010

Premature Textjaculation 

Sending a text before typing anything into the message due to distraction, excitement, dangerous texting speeds, or a faulty phone.

"My boyfriend has premature textjaculation"
"What do you mean?"
"Every time we're getting real edgy he sends off texts with nothing in them."

Premature Textjaculation by Roflcopter321 April 17, 2010

Treejaculate

When a tree releases its pollen (tree sperm)

James: Yo, why is my automobile all yellow

Michael: Looks like it got treejaculated on

James: Word

Michael: Dope

Treejaculate by J scribs January 2, 2012