Tater Salad

A comedic story told by Ron White

"They call me Tater Salad"-Ron White

Tater Salad by Joe C April 9, 2005

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tossed tater salad

When your dog sneaks up behind you after you're out of the shower and sticks his cold nose in your crotch.

My dog gave me the old tossed tater salad this morning, don't let him lick your face!

tossed tater salad by Dirty Nick January 13, 2006

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Holy Tater Salad

Something so legit, and awesome, that if you say it three times fast in front of Justin Beiber, he will finally admit he is gay.

Holy Tater Salad I just 360 windmill dunked.

Holy Tater Salad by Legitasaurus Rex October 12, 2011

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Sweet tater’ salad

When you have diarrhea in a full bottle of sunny d, creating a substance similar to sweet potato salad.

“I hated that guy, so i turned his sunny d into a sweet tater’ salad”

Sweet tater’ salad by plutonashfan123 July 16, 2025

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tator salad

ron white's from the blue collar comedy tours fake alias

they call me tator salad- ron white

tator salad by hey what r u eating April 24, 2005

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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