Suckerberg is Clickbait, i.e. web content that is aimed at generating online advertising revenue for Mark Zuckerberg, especially at the expense of quality or accuracy, relying on sensationalist headlines to attract click-throughs from stupid Facebook newbs.

Facebook is 66.6% Suckerberg advertisements.

Suckerberg by furbandick December 26, 2014

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suckquel

1. (noun) A sucky-sequel to a usually decent or sometimes excellent movie.

2. (noun) A movie sequel that will never live up to the expectations of it's predecessor and in some cases even makes the original movie suck as well.

Did you know that Speed II: Cruise Control was such a suckquel that Keanu Reeves wouldn't even star in it? Ironically, he did go on to star in not one but TWO Matrix suckquels.

suckquel by Pickmepickme February 1, 2010

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Suckerberg Mark

A person targeted by Facebook, who clicks on, answers and falls into every trap.

Clarence fit their profile, answering every bit of bait - the name of his first pet, where he'd met his partner, his favorite color. It was so much fun! Oreos! My first car? A Honda Civic! He was a permanent resident of Suckerberg, the perfect Suckerberg Mark. 'Wait wait, they're asking the last four digits of my SSN in reverse order! Only one in ten can do it! I'm a genius.'

Suckerberg Mark by Monkey's Dad October 5, 2021

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suckerpunch

When someone punches you and you didn't evan know you were fighting

"Hey, whats that over there?"
"Where? OW!" Suckerpunch.

suckerpunch by Tarzan's much more attractive cousin May 30, 2006

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