Strankman

German for 'Strong man,' a Strankman is a smug person who acts like they know what's best when they really have just as much of a clue as everyone else--by which I mean they don't.

"Dude, I don't know if I should invest in the stock market."
"You should buy fifteen shares of Starbucks"
"You are so sure about that, huh? You're such a Strankman!"

Strankman by Reinn June 14, 2008

skankmance 

When two hoes are talking bout dicks out loud and fall in love over how many sausages have been thrown down their hallways. Handbags must be matching.

Those bitches be skankmancing over Billy's gruesome junk.

Yo! Sarah and Jackie had a full on skankmance yesterday, even though Sarah's bag was almost the wrong shade of pink.

skankmance by Chamielady February 18, 2017

Strawman 

The strawman or straw man, seems to be the only logical fallacy that most midwits online have ever heard of (except for maybe ad hominem). It does matter how irrelevant it is to the conversation, if the midwit is losing the argument they'll accuse you of using a "strawman". Most of them don't really know the definition. Also known as an "Aunt Sally" in the UK, or a "straw person" if you're woke.

You don't agree with me, so that is a strawman argument.

Strawman by RayBidd March 29, 2022

Strawman 

A purposeful attempt to distort the opponent's argument to make it easier to attack.

Person A: I think driving under the influence of alcohol is bad.

Person 2: Oh so we should ban alcohol?

Person 1: Well that's a strawman and a half......

Strawman by UltimateDoge September 3, 2021

Strandana 

The bandanas that balding rockers wear to cover their fleeting strands of hair.

"Dude, you look so much younger in your Strandana!!!"

Strandana by CanadianTobyandAbel April 10, 2010

Strawman Of Unusual Size 

A strawman argument so ridiculous, it's inconceivable.

Acronym: S.O.U.S.

“Why don’t Republicans want kids to know how to not be racist?”

"A Strawman Of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist"

Strawman Of Unusual Size by FTJM October 20, 2022

Strawmanning

A type of trolling where the Troller attempts to pwn someone by claiming something they said means something totally different to what that actually meant.

Innocent Person: "I think it is important that school children wear school uniforms".

Strawmanning Person: "Hitler believed in people wearing uniforms, are you trying to make all children Nazis?"

Innocent Person: No, that is not at all what I meant!

Strawmanning Person: Ha! I pwned you!

Strawmanning by Netal Beattie November 16, 2011