storking 

stroking ones penis to increase length and girth in an attempt to impress peers.

Conner quit storking your dick you tool.

storking by brantford winstonworth TGOPBB April 26, 2011

Storking 

The newest internet meme viral craze; a bit like planking and owling, except you stand on one leg like a stork. You then take a picture and post it on facebook/twitter. The weirder the location, the better.

Yo dude take a photo of me storking on this police car!

Storking by storker July 16, 2011

Storking 

When one watches a couple do the deed.
A combination of 'stork' and 'stalking'

The chief stork is storking the couple and that way he knows when to deliver the babies.

Storking by Lakeside Mansion April 13, 2009

Storking 

Having sex purely for procreation

Poor sod, his girlfriend is only interested in storking.

Storking by lylu May 25, 2015

Storking 

A combination of stunning and fucking awful. Usually used to refer to something aesthetic/an object.

That bikini is absolutely storking.

Storking by Barbara_Bangkok May 13, 2022

Storking 

When you merge your picture with a stork and see what your baby would look like.

I've been storking lately and have a picture of you above my bed flying over my grandmother's grave.

Storking by Chairmanlmao April 21, 2019

Storking 

to conceive a child without the method known as 'fucking the clit'. as it is the alternative method to write a nice letter to the stork and hope he has a baby left in his prison full of pregnant ladys.

"oh darling would you fuck my clit so we could have a baby?
not tonight dear lets just do a tad of Storking, you call the stork and i will take out another morgage" - classy British couple

Storking by Jedi Peacekeeper December 2, 2005