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Starfisher 

Noun. Typically applied to a male in the active pursuit of Muddy Starfish. These will typically be used in recipes served bland with a side of dingleberry or first tenderized and then roasted with a slow burn that can cause unpleasant side effects years later as most starfish are venomous.

Nobody is sure what causes the Starfisher to become quite so attached to his occupation, upon employment about half of all Starfishers seem to dive right in and take so much pride in their position that they flaunt its differences from other postings as flamboyantly as possible. The defense of his position is so widely known it is often colloqualized as being butt-hurt.
Ever since Roolo became a Starfisher, he does nothing except send mixed signals when offered any other opportunity. It's like he makes it his purpose in life to convince others that they should quit their jobs and become Starfishers!
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starfishin' 

When a dog licks it's ass-hole than licks someone's face
She tolerated the starfishin' with a smile
starfishin' by emilejfagerstromiv December 14, 2018

chocolate starfish 

A chocolate starfish refers to the appearance of the butthole. When the buttocks are spread out the anus looks like a Chocolate Starfish.
Obviously she's never bleached her Chocolate Starfish
chocolate starfish by Jedeasy April 9, 2017

Starfish Custard 

The actual substance that causes the itchy, burning feeling in your brown eye (aka lack-a-wipe).
I'm suffering from a terrible case of lack-a-wipe, and need to get this starfish custard out of my anus.
Starfish Custard by lkdzzbls August 11, 2010

Snoring Starfish 

The snoring starfish is the name given to a sexually destroyed female who has assumed the starfish position and passed out. Unlike regular snoring, the snoring starfish gains its famous name from the small but potent spunk bubble queefs that are emitted from her creampied vagina.
"Holy shit dude, I took this tinder date home last night.. I was debating asking her out on a second date but then she became a snoring starfish..."

Dead Starfish 

A girl who doesn't move or say anything during sex, just lays down with her arms and legs out, resembling a dead starfish.
Jim:"Man, did you get with Amber from the club last night?"
Bob:"Sure did, but she was a total Dead Starfish"
Jim:"Fuck I hate it when that happens"
Dead Starfish by MadMaxxxx July 11, 2009

counter starfish 

When a girl is being passive at sex in missionary position, the guy 'returns the favour' by inserting his penis but not moving.
Kevlar Burrito: "I had sex with a girl last night but she was just laying there doing nothing"

Perverted Manhore: "I've never had this happen to me but if I did i know i'd just go all the way in then lay on top of her and counter starfish. Not even mad."
counter starfish by lemonkoala November 3, 2013