Starfisher
Noun. Typically applied to a male in the active pursuit of Muddy Starfish. These will typically be used in recipes served bland with a side of dingleberry or first tenderized and then roasted with a slow burn that can cause unpleasant side effects years later as most starfish are venomous.
Nobody is sure what causes the Starfisher to become quite so attached to his occupation, upon employment about half of all Starfishers seem to dive right in and take so much pride in their position that they flaunt its differences from other postings as flamboyantly as possible. The defense of his position is so widely known it is often colloqualized as being butt-hurt.
Nobody is sure what causes the Starfisher to become quite so attached to his occupation, upon employment about half of all Starfishers seem to dive right in and take so much pride in their position that they flaunt its differences from other postings as flamboyantly as possible. The defense of his position is so widely known it is often colloqualized as being butt-hurt.
Ever since Roolo became a Starfisher, he does nothing except send mixed signals when offered any other opportunity. It's like he makes it his purpose in life to convince others that they should quit their jobs and become Starfishers!
Starfisher by Willius Kensington Clarksbury November 19, 2019
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