Jadah:Laughs hysterically
Slim:What's so funny?
Jadah: Kieblers been compromised--she's been with Orton!!! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Slim:That's not funny! It's down right sick!
Jadah:Sure is cause now those bumbling idiots that watch WWE will have to wait for me to get on RAW to oggle over.
Slim: hey if you were like on RAW I'd be like Stacy who.
Jadah: I know slim just wait til all the men realize that too.
Slim: WAKE UP AND SMELL THE JADAH!!!
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"