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Split the G 

To split the G you must have a pint of Guinness in a Guinness glass. The objective is to have the line of the pint (where the black and white meet) between the bottom of the harp and the top of the G after the first sip of your lovely pint. This is advanced way of playing the game but the only way real men play. Sláinte!
Macauley bet John he could split the G on his first attempt.. And failed

Here lads, further from splitting the G buys the round
Split the G by alrightdrive June 10, 2022

split the "G" 

Refers to taking a substantial enough first gulp from a pint of Guinness that the level of the remaining beer in the glass is directly through the middle of the "G" in the word Guinness, which is printed on the glass.
I can split the "G" when drinking a 16oz American pint, but have yet to do it with a 20oz Imperial pint.
split the "G" by talk2me-JCH2 February 28, 2021

spit the G 

It means to spit your game, flirt with a girl/guy depending on your choice. In one word, seducing. Hopefully after spitting the G you get laid. ;
I spit the G last night and then i went over her house and we got it on like donkey kong. I rode her like seabiscuit.
spit the G by Urban Dictionary July 28, 2007

The Great Desk Split of '18 

The infamous event where Jamie was left all alone in his PORPER darkness.
Bro, you remember the great desk split of '18?

Where the good Lord split you 

The area between the buttocks of a male or female; the vulva
If you're not careful where you sit, you could get a terrible rash where the good Lord split you.

Don’t let the door hit you where the good Lord split you 

Basically an older term for “Bye Felicia.” When you don’t give a fuck that someone is leaving, and you hope the door smacks them on the ass
Ex boyfriend: “Fuck you I'm out.”
Me: “Don’t let the door hit you where the good Lord split you.”