Speonk 

A small town near Eastport and "The Hamptons". Speonk consists of a pizzaria, chinese restaurant, deli, gym, bagel store, bar, seafood store, train station, and an auto shop. A town so small that a rock can be thrown over the whole town. If you live in speonk the most excitement is the train station. Nobody famous is from Speonk.

For fun the locals of Speonk have rock throwing contests to see how far out of town they can throw them.

Speonk by SpeonkGirl December 17, 2010

speonk 

small town near eastport
very small and there is apsalutly nothing there and is rly boring and u can throw a rock across the whole town

lets through rocks over speonk

speonk by the tank :] May 3, 2009

Spronk 

To exceed expectations
Derived from a 2020 meme, Spronk is the combination of 'Sprite' and the popular 'Stonks' meme. It refers to the way Macdonalds post-mix Sprite seems to taste much stronger than that from other places, suggesting that they put more Sprite in their Sprite than one might expect.

(to have spronk) The quality of something/someone having more of you wanted than you expected.
A person that has spronk is someone that stands out in some way because they are surprisingly good at something, but you wouldn't know just by looking at them.
An object or thing that has spronk might be worth more than you thought at first glance.

(to spronk) To do better than you expected you would or to find unexpected reserves or skills that help you achieve something you thought you would fail at.
to outperform projected metrics or overdeliver.

"Damn'! This cocktail has some spronk! Looks like I'm not driving home tonight."

"How did you do in your exam?"
"Well I wasn't confident, but it turns out I spronked it! I got an A"

"How was your date last night?"

"Great success... The man has some spronk, that's for sure"

"So there's gonna be a second date then?"
"Oh definitely... but I'll need some time to recover from this one first, if you know what I mean."

"If you want to impress me, you'll have to show some spronk."

"He sits around all day and does fuck-all. Literally no spronk at all"

"Did you get that house?"
"Nah, It spronked. It went for way more than my top bid."

Spronk by stonksstonks November 25, 2021

Spoonkid 

Professional bag fumbler

''Fuck man...'' ~ Spoonkid after losing an M2 to a revy kid

Spoonkid by BigMansCheese February 18, 2022

Spronk 

(verb) When you fuck somebody so thoroughly they forget their name and address.

"I want you to come over right now and spronk me"

"I gave her a good spronking"

"I can't feel my legs, you spronked me good!"

Spronk by HighVelocityDeposit November 29, 2021

Spronkles 

A high societal group of intellectual human beings who have mastered the art of creating master piece videos and putting them on the popular platform, "YouTube." This group is highly respected for many feats such as purchasing over 100 McDonalds chicken McNuggets in one trip, launching several songs on Soundcloud, and parading through town in unicorn onesies.

Mmmm, those Spronkles are amazing! I love their high quality forms of entertainment!

Spronkles by TheSpronkles June 12, 2021

spenk 

Wearside. Descriptive of a gimp; one who is something of a gonk.

Not a term I ever heard before I started working in Sunderland, but I was called it there on a daily basis.

Hawaire man Charlie y'fuckin spenk.

spenk by Lord Grimcock August 25, 2007