Somatosed 

a slang term originating at Seton Hall University. The term is used when Division I athlete gets too intoxicated and cannot function properly.

Jo$h: Yo is that soccer girl drunk?

Bdaddy: Naaa dude...shes worse, shes somatosed.

Somatosed by whyiamiawesome? April 10, 2010

somatose 

when you take too many soma

Nah fergit him. He's somatose.

somatose by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 14, 2007

Sofatosed 

The practice of being seemingly transfixed to the sofa as a result of tiredness from overworking, overplaying or being just plain darn lazy.

Sorry I cannot possibly come to the door/answer the phone/make tea as am currently sofatosed.

Sofatosed by The Real Lady-Foxtrot January 13, 2013

Smomatose 

A combination between Smammered & Comatose The state where you've drank so much that you cannot move or communicate and it seems to others that you're in a coma.

Guy 1: Man did you see Steve last night? He was Smomatosed!
Guy 2: Haha! Yeah man, he was crazy smomatose, I knew he shouldn't have had that 32nd shot of moonshine.

Smomatose by Reveny December 18, 2008

Comatosed 

"The act of smoking weed until the point or retardardation".

Smokin that reefa leave ya, comatosed!

Comatosed by Dago February 5, 2004

somatosis 

Soma is: a drug that numbs any sort of discomfort, from anxiety to stress to general uneasiness.

Somatosis is a state a person enters after over indulging in any such drug.

Adrian noticed that Ben had fallen into a state of deep somatosis after drinking too much mushroom tea.

somatosis by someothercoolperson April 24, 2023

comatosed 

to be in the essence of dreaming to the 10th power; sleeping;

A: Yo go wake him up!
B: I tried but that dude is comatosed

comatosed by Leo R, May 15, 2008