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When you're sober and bored because of it.
I have no booze and there ain't shit to do. I am sobored.
sobored by Slavandar September 2, 2012

so bored i want to die 

the way i feel right now. caused by lack of sleep lack of friends lack of proper nutrition and lack of fucks given. the only way to end it is to listen to the inconsiderate voices that i hear and try to block out on a min. to min. basis but that would end in catastrophe
me:"im so bored i want to die"

voices:"ok then die"

why am i so bored 

idk but you were bored enough to actually search this.
why am i so bored.
why am i so bored by Skelly Bonez 11 February 27, 2020

I'm so bored 

me too why do you think I'm typing this
I dono I'm so bored
I'm so bored by neoooo February 26, 2019

I am so bored 

When you type “I am so bored” into google because the teacher is taking FOREVER to hand out one paper and you type in your thoughts into google using your phone.
You: I am so bored so I will type “I am so bored” into google and see what I find
I am so bored by AgileToaster March 7, 2022

Fuck me I'm so bored 

Sentence usually used when one is bored and randomly types "Fuck me I'm so bored" in on Google. He/She/It usually has no idea what to do, and this will not help.