Snump is a way of life. People who snump it up on a regular basis are people who never give up and consistently without fail succeed in the long run. There's a snump meister and the snump master, individuals can obtain such status upon achieving presence of mind and total Zen ability to exceed all fear in achieving ones dream.
Chimpy the chump got snumped, but he's ok with that, he's got other friends.
The plump frump gets pumped in his lumpy rump by a schlumpy mugwump, so his snumps don't really make the chump grumpy.
On Mondays, he and the schlumpy mugwump go mumping at the cemetery, and on Fridays, the schlumpy mugwump and the plump frump with the lumpy rump spend all day flumping, then cumping over their clumped dumps after
the plump frump blumpkins the schlumpy mugwump.
Jane: Well, Donny and I went out and he revealed his trump stump. I think he could tell I was disappointed in the tiny nub because the next thing that happened was it was just a small flaccid blob of dough. We laughed and called it trump slump.