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Simpopotamus 

- A fatty, shiney shiney, closeted, egghead ginger who repeatedly drops his rent money on Belle Delphine Merch in a futile attempt to become her boyfriend. - A Simpopotamus may present himself as a feminist who respects women, but treats most women like sex objects. -A Simpopotamus may also become a financial drain on those around him, making the Beautiful Princess Aubrey pay his bills out of pity.
See also: Michael Tyler Kittrell; CopperCab
God_Emperor_Trump: Wow, this Simpopotamus actually thinks throwing money at E-girls gives him some sense of ownership over them.

Brian Keener: Yeah, pretty soon this Simppo will be throat-hugging sausage just to finance his simping addiction. It’s quite sad really.
Simpopotamus by TheClownCornbread October 22, 2020

Sloppopotamus 

Is a incredibly drunk person that turns into a retarded dinosaur raptor with there hands postured in front of there frail chest. These individuals are usually frail to begin with and once they get drunk they tend to fall face first down staircases.
Hey Nell’s do you think Kevin will turn into a sloppopotamus if he drinks the liquor tonight?
Sloppopotamus by John Unger January 3, 2019

Sloppopotamus 

A cross between a slop tart and a hippopotamus
Deena is SUCH a sloppopotamus
Sloppopotamus by NewfieKane March 14, 2011

sloppopotamus 

A Slop Tart and a Hippopotamus Put Together---as seen on the Jersey Shore.
Dat girl be retardly drunk--what a sloppopotamus.
sloppopotamus by sloptard March 17, 2011

Sloppopotamus 

Damn son you seen that chick, she was a sloppopotamus! She was all over the place!
Sloppopotamus by Infamous252 March 5, 2011

nippopotamus 

An extremely obese woman with nipples at least 12" in diameter that are visible through her clothes.
"Aw man, did you see our new substitute teacher? That chick needs to lay off the cheeseburgers and jog her ass around the block a few times."
"Yeah, and wear a thicker shirt! You could totally see her nipples, they were like freakin' deflated basketballs!"
"Now that's a nippopotamus right there."
"Hell yeah."