A person who hides when eating. Or anyone who avoids being seen eating at the wrong time. The late night refrigerator raider who tries not to let anyone hear them having a late night snack/meal. Also one whom you never actually see eating but may see crumbs or greasy fingers signaling something was eaten
She’s got the best sweater dumplings I’ve ever seen.
Her sweater dumplings make her the complete package.
She’s a beautiful, intelligent, nice girl with terrific sweater dumplings.
A person, usually female, with an arse so enormous it takes up two seats on a bus or other public transport. The sight of this apparition Is so remarkable that owner ceases to be a person and become just a mobile arse. The next stage usually results in the disbelieving mind asking a number of questions such as “Is it an elephant in disguise?” “How did it get into those jeans?” “Does it have its own Facebook page?” “Are the seats going to collapse?” This is usually followed by wondering “If it escaped would it attack people and ravage the countryside?” This in turn is followed by the heartfelt prayer, “Please don’t let it fart!”
I was on the busyesterday and this enormous arse got on, talk about a two-seater, if there’d been a third seat it would have had that as well.
guy: hey, do you listen to sweater weather?
girl: yeah, are you coming out to me in any way what-so-ever?
guy: still questioning.
girl: well, I support you :)