Sneater

A person who eats their food sneakily.

P1: "Did you see Jimmy actually eat that? Maybe he hid his food somewhere, maybe he's anorexic!"

P2: "Naa man, Jimmy's a sneater."

by nbrayne December 10, 2011

Sneater

Someone who goes on dates for free food and/or drinks, movie or show tickets, etc.

How did your date go last night?
Not good...she was a full on Sneater...

by AmigoNegro June 2, 2023

Sneater

A person who hides when eating. Or anyone who avoids being seen eating at the wrong time. The late night refrigerator raider who tries not to let anyone hear them having a late night snack/meal. Also one whom you never actually see eating but may see crumbs or greasy fingers signaling something was eaten

To avoid sharing food with my dogs i became a sneater and went into the closet to have my meal

by Manimalking69 July 12, 2025

Sweater dumplings

Nice beautiful boobs completely covered in a tight sweater or not but we can see the outline of the treasure below.

She’s got the best sweater dumplings I’ve ever seen.
Her sweater dumplings make her the complete package.
She’s a beautiful, intelligent, nice girl with terrific sweater dumplings.

by DrCPA December 26, 2019

Two-seater

A person, usually female, with an arse so enormous it takes up two seats on a bus or other public transport. The sight of this apparition Is so remarkable that owner ceases to be a person and become just a mobile arse. The next stage usually results in the disbelieving mind asking a number of questions such as “Is it an elephant in disguise?” “How did it get into those jeans?” “Does it have its own Facebook page?” “Are the seats going to collapse?” This is usually followed by wondering “If it escaped would it attack people and ravage the countryside?” This in turn is followed by the heartfelt prayer, “Please don’t let it fart!”

I was on the bus yesterday and this enormous arse got on, talk about a two-seater, if there’d been a third seat it would have had that as well.

by AKACroatalin May 16, 2015

do you listen to sweater weather?

"do you listen to sweater weather" is code for "are you bisexual?"

guy: hey, do you listen to sweater weather?
girl: yeah, are you coming out to me in any way what-so-ever?
guy: still questioning.
girl: well, I support you :)

by max quigley July 2, 2020

Sneaking out like a sneaker

To stealthily sneak out of a place while wearing sneakers.

L: Where did F go?
J: He was sneaking out like a sneaker
N: Mm yes skipping classes

by Ace the simp April 23, 2023