Snail Eye

A man's inability to 'get it up' at a time in which he needs to be performing. Also known as 'snail eye syndrome' if it is a constant reoccurrence.

Girl 1 - 'So.. How was last night!? Did you finally sleep with John?'

Girl 2 - 'Yeah.. sort of'

Girl 1 - 'Sort of?'
Girl 2 - 'Well, he kept getting snail eye, so there was a lot of starting and stopping'. I just hope it's because he had drunk too much and that it's not me!'

Snail Eye by schtulberg May 6, 2014

Snail Eye Syndrome

When a mans member is flaccid when he should be performing. And every time you go to touch it it shrinks.

"How was it last night with Tom? Not great he had snail eye syndrome at the beginning, but by the end I cured it."

Snail Eye Syndrome by Weeping Sore December 9, 2013

Snail Eyes 

When someone is lurking over your shoulder at what you’re doing or engaged in what you have going on, such as being on your phone or on the computer.

For example, looking over your shoulder at what you’re doing ok the computer, phone or on homework or a test.

You: *texting or looking up something on your phone*

*someone leans over you shoulder and reads what you doing*

You: Damn, you sure have some snail eyes!

Snail Eyes by prosperousdefines December 12, 2020

Snail Eyes 

When someone is trying to read over your shoulder, such as, being in your phone, computer or reading a book.

Person 1: *reading and texting on their phone*

Person 2: *leans over to look at your phone*

Person 1: Damn, you got yourself some snail eyes?

Snail Eyes by prosperousdefines December 13, 2020

Snail Eyes 

When somebody is so fucked they have inadequate eye usage

Steve is so stoned he has snail eyes
Steve is so hungover he has snail eyes

Snail Eyes by Jesus3000 December 9, 2008

Snail-Eyed

(Verb) When ones penis shrivels up inside ones body after witnessing a painful or traumatic event, especially penis inflicted.

(A man is running and slips, planting his face into the wall).

William: Ohhh ouch! That was brutal.
Robert: Uhhh, I totally just Snail-Eyed.

Snail-Eyed by TheShiningRod May 19, 2014