Smurfbort 

Heard most commonly in the Beyonce song "Drunk in Love", Surfbort is a sexual position where a male lays in the tub with his knees bent. The woman straddles him with her back towards him so she can ride his dick by holding onto his thighs, much like holding onto a surfboard and bobbing through the ocean.
"Fill the tub up half way and ride it with my surfbort but with smurfs."

Just look up surfbort and think smurfs. Didnt allow me to complete this so smurfbort

Smurfbort by Bleepop June 11, 2018

Smurfburn 

Blue paintball splat from a porta potty splash dance

Dropped a deuce without a net ended up with a smurfburn

How do they wear white pants

Smurfburn by Tonythetiler March 26, 2016

smurfburn 

Blue sunburn from porta potty splash

Made a big splash dropping the boys off at the pool and ended up with a Smurfburn

smurfburn by Tonythetiler March 25, 2016

Surfbort 

Heard most commonly in the Beyonce song "Drunk in Love", Surfbort is a sexual position where a male lays in the tub with his knees bent. The woman straddles him with her back towards him so she can ride his dick by holding onto his thighs, much like holding onto a surfboard and bobbing through the ocean.

"Fill the tub up half way and ride it with my surfbort."

Surfbort by xxx-tk2 May 6, 2014

serfbort 

Something Beyonce rides in a half full tub.

Fill the tub up halfway and ride it with my serfbort.

serfbort by ThatOneBlackGirl January 23, 2014

surfboredism 

To much time on social networks.

What are you doing?I have surfboredism!

surfboredism by Ouch Sisselpud May 10, 2011

Surfboart 

How Beyonce says "Surfboard" in her song Drunk in Love.

i've been grindin in the cluh and ridin mah surfboart

Surfboart by big man doo doo April 24, 2014