Smervert 

A person who never actually got any, resulting in him/her being a creepy, socially awkward, pervert.

This person also might be unaware of his/her personal hygiene, causing them to be not only creepy, but also stinky.

Dude, my co-worker is such a Smervert.

Smervert by misstopaz April 13, 2011

swervert 

Someone who swerves a lot. Being called a swervert means that you have achieved the maximum amount of swervitude. You can never have too much swerve.

Mark and Braeden are the biggest swerverts I know.

swervert by Big Fucking M November 22, 2012

stervert 

it is a cross between pervert and stalker.
it is not used as an insult is used in good
fun. make sure you introduce the word to the person you are saying it to so you don't cause offence

1-your everywhere i am today
2-haha cos im a stervert
1-omg hahaha get away stervert

stervert by Ben,Laura,Amber,Lily-from HPHS December 9, 2008

stervert 

a cross between and pervert and a stalker.

AHHHHHH! STERVERT!

stervert by B.A.L.L. January 15, 2009

Smurvert 

Someone who flirt with another person wearing alot of blue and lil bit of white

Max: so you wanna go out tonight?

Girl in blue: sure.... see you tonight

few minutes later...

Max: dude I got date with a hot chick

Dave: with who?

Max: that babe in blue...

Dave: her? Dude you're a smurvert

Smurvert by BoredBeyondBelief January 10, 2010

shervert 

Someone who guides the innocent into the world of perversion. A perverted shaman if you will.

I've been a shervert to many a young men in my life.

shervert by Dr. Windy Wolfe May 9, 2013

smerver 

1. A mis-pronunciation of server.
2. A malfunctioning server.

3. The action of any electronic device or computer that bombards you with random content as if it is mindless.

Smerrandomirrelevantoff topicmalfunctionserver

"I went to that website you recommended and the smerver totally smerred me! I couldn't find a thing."

"My phone is such a smerver, it's been giving me false alerts all day!"

Smerrandomirrelevantoff topicmalfunctionserver

smerver by nuntius-rex May 9, 2011