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something that is so indescribably boring, that it has the ability to strip the alcohol from a human body therefore rendering the person involved completely sober.
"You are utterly SOBERING"
Sobering by Kat and Henry November 5, 2005

sloberknocker 

something that goes on for a long period of time
this fight look to be a down right sloberknocker
sloberknocker by sam ashton October 23, 2008

soberginity 

Equivalent to virginity, but you lose your soberginity the first time you get drunk.
Jim lost his soberginity at a party the night before I left for college.

slobbering Jabba tongue 

The term used to describe when a female porn star smears mooze lusciously around her lower lip and chin with her tongue, while grunting seductively.
Similar to Jabba the Hutt in Reurn of the Jedi, while he is looking longingly at princess Leia.
1)I can't help but mooze when I see a slobbering Jabba Tongue.

2)I try to time my moozing to when Sylvia Saint does a slobbering Jabba Tongue at the end of her scene with Chad Valiant.

sloebrain 

sloebrain is old as fuck
sloebrain by fuck denial March 30, 2023

Stobering 

Stumbling around as though intoxicated, but completely sober.
Hey, look at John stobering around in the kitchen.
Stobering by TheJuuster October 12, 2011